Here is a list of love related pick up lines which are created by actual nerds: 

This shows that nerds also know things in getting a person's heart.

1. You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere! 
2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
3. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
4. If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
5. I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
6. Baby, you overclock my processor.
7. Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.
8. Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
9. You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.
10.You defragment my life.
11. Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?
12. You must be auxin, cause you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
13. Baby, let me find your nth term.
14. I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
15. Baby I'll treat you like my homework — I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long
16. Hey baby, can I see what's under your radical?
17. If I were an integral, I'd fill you up.
18. I'm a fermata… hold me
19. I think my heart just lagged.
20. I wish I were your second derivative so I could fill your concavities.
21. Did you just combust?? Because you're HOT!
22. By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
23. It doesn't take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.
24. Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
25. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply
26. Baby, you're a 9.999999999…but you'd be a 10 if you were with me.
27. Baby, every time I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up
28. I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
29. What's your sine? It must be pi/2 because you're the 1
30. If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
31. You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.
32. You're so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. (Muscles that make you smile)
33. When you and me get together it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
34. Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
35. If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 together we would be 1
36. You know.. it's not the length of the vector that counts… it's how you apply the force
37. If I move my lips half the distance to yours… and then half again… and again…
etc…. would they ever meet? no? Well in this specific case I am going to disprove your assumption.
38. Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
39. If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
40. I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
41. If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
42. Our love is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it
43. Let's meet somewhere… you bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod
44. Baby let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves
45. Hey baby, what's your tanx cosx?
46. Let's get together and test the spring potential of my mattress
47. Let's discover our coefficient of friction
48. Baby, you're so gneiss I'll never take you for granite.
49. I less than three you….. (i < 3 you)
50. I heard you're sin because you're always on top when we make tangent

Credits : Photo – Deviantart

I will just share with you this food for thought. I will tell you some reasons why you’re still single.

Disclaimer: I just read this at the net. This is written in Filipino.

10. Perfectionist/Mapili Yes, isang taong perpeksiyonista.

Yung tipong dapat ganito ang magiging kapartner ko. Pag may nakilala, nakita lang na pangit ang kuko o may dumi lang, turn-off na agad. O kaya ang daming ayaw. Ayaw sa mabait boring daw, gusto bad boy/pilya pero kapag pinaiyak ka tatanungin ka bakit ang sama mo bakit mo nagawa yun! Adik ka ba?! Ayaw sa cute, ayaw din naman sa panget. meron dyan gusto ka ayaw mo naman.. ung gusto mo halos magtambling ka pero deadma parin yang stunts mO sa kanya! Pasaway ka rin e! Ano ba talaga kuya?

9. Busy Busyhan
Opo, eto yung ang mundo e gumagalaw lang sa libro at ballpen kung estudyante ka o kaya naman sa computer at files kung office staff ka. Yung tipong aalis ng bahay ng alas 6 o alas 7 ng umaga at uuwi ng bahay ng 6 hanggang alas 8 ng gabi [baligtad naman para sa mga nag tratrabaho sa call center]. Sabay tulog na. Kapag sabado masaya na sila sa tv, sa pagkain na niluluto ni mama at sa linggo naman sisimba at maghahanda na ng kelangan para sa lunes hanggang byernes. Pssssst… ka muna

and pause for awhile…

8. Friendship Theory? Ano naman ito?
Eto yung ang buhay ay kay bestfriend o kaya kay special friend na hindi masasabi sabi sa friendship nya sa loob ng kanilang mahabang panahon na pagsasama dahil baka daw maapektuhan ang pakikipagkaibigan at iwasan sya. Yung tipong pag may kasama si friendship na iba, nagseselos na wala naman sa lugar, pero syempre wag pahalata, kunyari happy sya for friendship. ABA ! Oi lakasan mo ang loob at baka mamaya forever mong pagsisihan yan kaw rin.

7. Born-to-be-one
Eto yung nasa palad na ang pagiging single daw… Walang reason… Basta lang nabuhay sya sa mundo na mag-isa at feeling nya mamatay sya sa mundo ng mag-isa. Kesyo magmamadre o magpapari na lang. Asa kang tatanggapin ka pa noh!

6. Happy-go-lucky
Eto yung taong walang alam kundi kasiyahan at trippings. Kahit sino nalang basta no string attach. For fun lang daw… Walang halong seryosohan. ABA hoy! yang init ng katawan mo e ikiskis mo nalang sa pader. Makakahanap ka rin ng katapat mo!!!

5. Wrong Place
May nakaranas na ba nito? Yung pakiramdam mo nasa ibang mundo ka. Yung ang nakakaharap mo e yung mga hindi mo gusto, yung mga hindi mo hinahanap. Alam mo yun? Halimbawa nasa ibang bansa ka, pero ang hinahanap mo e yung amoy ng nasa sariling bayan mo. O kaya naman e nasa sarili mong bayan ka, nasa normal na lipunan, pero ikaw ang abnormal at hindi mo kayang sabihin na abnormal din ang hanap mo kung ayaw mong ibitin ka nila ng patiwarik.

 
4. Wrong Time
Eto yung mga tao na sinasabi na, “hindi pa ako ready e bata pa kasi ako” o kaya naman “hindi pa ako handa sa panahong ito, wala pa ako kayang ipagmalaki.” Yes meron pong ganyan. Yung feeling nila may tamang panahon para sa love. Awwwwwww. Aba kelan yun? Pag uugod ugod ka na at yung time mo e bitin na? O baka naman pag pang out of time ka na? Oist, sugod lang ng sugod…

3. Si parents kasi…
Yes, factor din ang komyunidad na ginagalawan mo. Una, ayaw pa ni mader o pader na magkaron ka kahit 22 anyos ka na at kelangan umabot ka muna raw ng 40 bago magkaroon ng gf/bf. O kaya naman ikaw mismo! Takot sa sasabihin ni parents at ni kapitbahay na tsismosa sa magiging kasama mo. Aba ikaw na nga ba ang sabihan na “Alam mo hindi kayo bagay. langit at lupa kayo.” Awwwww. Payo ko sayo, Pakialam nila diba? Palibhasa inggit!

2. Traumatic Experience
Eto kalimitan ang reason ng marami. “Ayaw ko na!!! takot na ako mangyari pa ang nangyari dati!” O diba ang drama ng layp? Yes, tama ka. Eto yung dahil sa past relationship mo, e until na ayaw mo ng magkaroon at sinumpa mo na ata ang magmahal. Dahil sa pinagpalit ka sa mas pangit, o kaya naman iniwan ka ng walang word na “bye-bye”, o dahil binugbog ka!, ano pa ba? Madami yan… wag na nating isa isahin at baka tumulo si tears…heheh Gayunpaman, eto lang masasabi ko mga hija at hijo. Ibat iba ang lasa ng pag-ibig. May mapait, may mapakla, may matamis at may maasim. Aba mapalad ka at natikman mo ang ibat ibang lasa nito. Kaya ikaw, Do not be afraid to fall in love again… malay mo sweetiness na ang malasahan mo next time. E di panalo ka sa lotto. Yan ang nagpapalakas sayo… Yang ang bumubuhay sayo, ang pag-ibig. tsk! drama!

1. EX to the ‘nth power Oi! aminin!!!
LOVE parin si Ex kahit 1 - 2 yrs na ang nakakalipas… May ganito naman. Yung tipong ilang taon ang nakakalipas, hindi parin makalimutan si ex. Yung pinagsamahan, yung tawanan, yung iyakan, at lahat ng nangyari sa inyo nung kayo pa. Malungkot man at sa kung anumang kadahilanan, maganda man o masama ito, kelangan nyong magpaalam sa isa’t isa. YES, after a year sasabihin natin, im over him/her na, pero pag-usapan natin ang love at ang nangyari sa ating relastionship from the past, TADANNNNNNNNNNNNN, eto na, sya agad ang naalala mo. At habang nagkukwento ka, ouch may kirot, o kaya may ngiti at may bumabagabag sa ating kalooban…. Ano kaya yun? AMININ mo na kasi…. MAHAL mo pa si EX…. Isa lang ang masasabi ko, well mahirap sya kalimutan alam ko yan… pero open your heart and makipagdate ka, lumabas ka, at try to entertain someone. Wag mo ikumpara si ex sa iba. At give yourself KITKAT, take a break..

lolx!  


 I dunno what to say . . .

Note: This post is originally not written in English.

Isang OFW na naka base sa Saudi Arabia ang nakatangap ng sulat mula sa girlfriend sa Pilipinas. Ito ang nilalaman ng sulat:

Dear Johnny,

Gusto kung ipaalam sa iyo na hindi ko na kayang ipagpatuloy ang relasyon na ito. The distance between us is just too great. Long distance love affair is not for me. I would admit na dalawang beses kitang niloko at nakipag-relasyon ako sa ibang lalake habang wala ka dito. Alam ko naging unfair ako sayo, that’s why I want to end this relationship. I don’t want hurt your feelings anymore. I’m sorry.

 

PS. Please return the picture that I sent to you.

Love,
Mary

Sobrang na hurt ang ating bida, gusto humirit ng isang ganti sa huling pagkakataon. Nangolekta sya ng picture ng mga kasamahang babae, pictures ng mga kapatid na babae at mga ex-girlfriend ng mga kasamahan. Naka-collect sya ng 52 na pictures. Pinadala nya ang picture ni Mary kasama ang 52 pictures na kenolek.

Ito ang laman ng sulat ni Johny:

Dear Mary,

I’m so sorry, but I can’t quite remember who the hell you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care,
Ricky – The Lover Boy